May 2012
42 posts
In which I discuss 50 Shades of Grey in real life.
Me: The entire time, she never calls her groin anything but "there". It's ridiculous.
Claire: You've got to be joking. Isn't this a romance novel? She doesn't even say "vagina"?
Me: I think she says clitoris once.
Claire: Well obviously this book is a failure when it comes to romance, then. If they were doing anything right, she would not be saying "clitoris" ONCE.
50 Shades of Grey, Chapter 10
peppermintwinds:
Chapter one, Chapter two, chapter three chapter four, chapter five, chapter six, chapter seven, chapter eight, chapter nine
This Book Sucks: A Series of Haiku
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50 Shades of Grey, Chapter 9
peppermintwinds:
Chapter one, Chapter two, chapter three chapter four, chapter five, chapter six, chapter seven, chapter eight
I refuse to take this seriously.
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Untitled: Lets get another season of Tower Prep! →
everyonelovesanirishgirl:
Recently Tower Prep creator Paul Dini posted the message to Tower Prep fans. There have been several online petitions to get Tower Prep back on air but a posted letter campaign seems it will have the most affect on the network. IT’s also not too late, two years after it’s cancellation Primeval was…
At the end of every Season i think that TV shows...
sarcasticsmiles-x:
That ay if the Network is stupid enough to cancel the show after the last episode in the season has aired, we won’t be left on a cliff hanger like we were with Hellcats, Nine Lives Of Chloe King and Tower Prep.
Jus’ sayin.
Reblog if you have mourned the death of a...
Watchpeppermintwinds:
Chapter one, Chapter two, chapter three chapter four, chapter five, chapter six, chapter seven
So happy Chapter 8, everyone.
Some things to note:
I’m sick
I get easily distracted by grammatical errors
I’m not used to reading aloud
I often speak in a relative monotone if I’m not feeling particularly excited.
Also, the scene isn’t nearly as funny as it was when I started...
50 Shades of Grey, Chapter 7
peppermintwinds:
Chapter one, Chapter two, chapter three chapter four, chapter five, chapter six
Well, looks like a BDSM relationship is not something I’ll ever be cut out for.
You can basically ignore this because I just wanted to get to the sex so I put no effort into it but if you want there are some quotes i found funny
im just putting it up so i dont do things out of order
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50 Shades of Grey, Chapter 6
peppermintwinds:
Chapter one, Chapter two, chapter three chapter four, chapter five
I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX.
(Also, three in one day because I decided that I don’t care about scheduling, I just want to post these as I write them)
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50 Shades of Grey, Chapter 5
peppermintwinds:
Chapter one, Chapter two, chapter three, chapter four
Well, this is getting uncomfortable, and fast. (TW for rape culture, date rape)
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50 Shades of Grey, Chapter 4
peppermintwinds:
Chapter one, Chapter two, chapter three
Good news: This chapter was far easier to read than the previous three.
Bad news: This is still a piece of shit. (Also, TW for sexual assault)
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50 Shades of Grey, Chapter 3
peppermintwinds:
Chapter one, Chapter two
It has become clear that this book is going to kill me.
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I'm assuming the London Olympics will have...
50 Shades of Grey, Chapter 2
peppermintwinds:
First chapter here.
I hope you guys are grateful for this.
I’m starting to get really fucking bored right now. Where’s the sex?
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OWW SHIIITT !!!
jelenarobstenlove:
Writer and Artist (un)extraordinaire: A rant and... →
pink-affinity:
I hate the fact that 50 Shades of Grey started out as Twilight fanfiction. And I hate the fact that this is known about it. Why? Because even more so than before, fanfiction gets a bad name, and it’s only going to get worse because of this book. It’s popular despite the…
50 Shades of Grey, Chapter 1
peppermintwinds:
In which I read this piece of shit book so you don’t have to.
I’m going to compile my thoughts into this post before I start on chapter two. I want to keep the horror I am feeling fresh in my mind.
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OMG I love you. I read the fanfiction and the same grammatical errors that were in there are in the book. I can’t believe so many people think this books is...
Oh how Disney Channel has fallen...
Lizzie McGuire: Mom, I really want you to know I appreciate everything you do for me.
Thats So Raven: Because if you haven't noticed, people come in different shapes and sizes and they're all beautiful.
Shake it Up: I could just eat you up... well, if I ate.
disregard1through100:
My favorite from the...
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April 2012
13 posts
9 tags
I really want to watch Shameless right now.
drop-out-of-life:
But the way I’m positioned, my mom can see everything I’m doing on the computer while also watching TV. And so I’m afraid i’l be watching and it will just cut to people butt fucking or something without warning and I won’t be allowed to watch Shameless anymore which sucks because it gets better every episode.
I can’t be the only person with this problem.
